The Stars and the Cookie Jar

I am chaperoning my fiancee on planned social time with her Abba and [Step]Ema. There is also a sibling of some kind, possibly female, who has in photographs always reminded me of the unassumingly cute, yet murderously evil, perfect carbon copies of real children that the aliens leave. I mean, this kid is cuter than cute, and flaxen besides. I keep waiting to get pushed into the oven.

So if I don't come back from this weekend, yeah, a 'nine-year-old' who just wanted to celebrate her 'birthday' decided to act for the sake of world domination and the supremacy of the alpha Martian race.

She's that cute, y'all.

*looks nervous*

Bast has something to say about recent political events. She saw as much as she could see, from under the wing chair in the parlour.

this is what i think
of Bush: Bad dog! Hurk...! hakkghk...! hwark.
...he should clean that up.