The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Too much to do. Also, not a shabbes of rest anyway, as am taking basically the week off for Thanksgiving, and so needed money desperate bad, for the feeding of self and girlfriend. (All right, also to buy myself a new pair of headphones, as mine finally quit).

I did light, though.

Yay, religious mishmash.

Dear Sabbath Bride,
Please do come in, and welcome. Yeah, our lights were on! Just don't trip over the laundry basket. Wine's in the fridge.
Love and joy,
Selk

So next weekend will be my shabbes for several weeks' worth, and if I can scrounge shabbes candles in DC, I'd like to light with my girl. It'll mean a lot, considering her family will likely just have served me alongside the creamed onions, creamed carrots, creamed spinach, creamed -- did you sense a motif?

I have fed Sam II his Tuna Helper, and he is on the couch matching socks. Dude, find 'em a chore they can do while watching The Rug Rangers Meet Spongebob Powerpuff...

*rehearses lines for meeting gf's family*

Hallo, friendly Republicans! No, no, I'm certainly not a Jew, or a Socialist, or anyone's girlfriend. Also I'm trayf please don't eat me.

Yeah, 's not going to work. May as well just be me.

I am queen of the world.

Q U E E N O F T H E W O R L D!!!!