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selkie at 11:20pm on 09/12/2004
selkie at 11:20pm on 09/12/2004"I'll have a venti soy eggnog latte."
No, you won't.
"I'd like a caramel malt swirl Frappuccino."
Gee, if we hadn't discontinued malt powder a year ago, and if we were Dunkin' Donuts...
"Oh, I thought these chocolate chip cookies were shrink-wrapped. Well, how will they stay fresh for Christmas?"
Leave them on the porch in a snow fort? I dunno.
"I need a pound of House Blend coffee ground for a whole bean."
Je ne parle pas Escargot.
"Laaahge iced coffee, extra-extra."
Dude, no, you mistake me, Dunkin' Donuts is across the highway and on the left.
"I need a raspberry white mocha with a pump of peppermint, and chocolate sprinkles, and raspberry sauce."
*blinkety*
"This cappuccino doesn't have chocolate in it."
Yay! I have performed my little hamster task to standard, and made your drink correctly.
And so on...
No, you won't.
"I'd like a caramel malt swirl Frappuccino."
Gee, if we hadn't discontinued malt powder a year ago, and if we were Dunkin' Donuts...
"Oh, I thought these chocolate chip cookies were shrink-wrapped. Well, how will they stay fresh for Christmas?"
Leave them on the porch in a snow fort? I dunno.
"I need a pound of House Blend coffee ground for a whole bean."
Je ne parle pas Escargot.
"Laaahge iced coffee, extra-extra."
Dude, no, you mistake me, Dunkin' Donuts is across the highway and on the left.
"I need a raspberry white mocha with a pump of peppermint, and chocolate sprinkles, and raspberry sauce."
*blinkety*
"This cappuccino doesn't have chocolate in it."
Yay! I have performed my little hamster task to standard, and made your drink correctly.
And so on...
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