The Stars and the Cookie Jar

strangeselkie: Dude, no, my cousin Rifka whom you have not met? Grandma used to cut us up an apple
strangeselkie: and she would oooch the apple slices off my plate and since I couldn't talk, I just had to look enraged
strangeselkie: And then Tovah caught on that when you stole my yummies, I was TOO ENRAGED TO SCREAM PROPERLY FOR RECTIFICATION OF THIS INJUSTICE, so whenever my back was turned she would ALSO steal my apple.
DarthRami: *pets the little enraged selkie*
strangeselkie: And my mother thought I was quiet and good and happy and sharing! So sweet!
strangeselkie: It was really more of a burning homicidal indignation.