The Stars and the Cookie Jar

So, we got this little thing with all sorts of little trial Burt's Bees in it and apparently, with my new job, I have acquired some girl genes, because I'm worried about clothes and my skin and things. Help!

I love the rosemary mint shower bar, it makes me happy, because it has a complex aroma that is not sweet. Also, shampoo in a bar! that gets all soapy like shampoo! How cool is that?

The peppermint shower soap is okay. It leaves a tingly minty feeling a little longer in certain places than I would like, but still, it has nice oatmeal bumpy things.

I always use their carrot orange face stuff anyway, and it's one of the few things that can calm my skin down, if I remember to USE IT. The only problem is it comes in this dinky metal tube, and now there is carrot orange stuff gushing out the side. I'm very glad it's made from a recycled soda can. It's still annoying.

And then I tried the garden tomato toner. It smells exactly like squishing a cherry tomato on your face, which is good, because I don't like the sweet smells. All this black stuff came off my face. /tmi Apparently it's, like, in the air. Capsule review of the blemish stick that was supposed to follow the toner: IT BURNS USSSSSS. But it burns less than, like, Stridex pads, so... yay?

And there's a bunch of stuff in the kit that I haven't tried yet, but it all looks very nice, and the banana hand cream smells like banana bread.

In conclusion, I am a girl.