The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Is it bad that I want some of these?

This afternoon's neat trick? I can wear my engagement ring on my thumbs. I guess I am losing weight.

I'm considering doing a secret ninja check-in on chickwriter. 

And I tried to do that 'random questions' meme, but I just... blah. I'm not a meme-y person.

Maybe I'll go play in  milliways_bar. Yes, I have just that much afternoon to kill.

They're putting together new office chairs, and I'm not allowed to help, on account of I hurt myself with the Allen wrench and I hurt the chair with the hammer.

Plod. Plod. Plod. Is it six yet?