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selkie at 09:02pm on 07/09/2005
selkie at 09:02pm on 07/09/2005If my sister was, you know, on speaking terms with me and not attending a Baptist college, I'd send her this list. But I can't, because my family plays the special skee-ball. So.
1. Never miss an opportunity to sleep, eat a real meal, shower or wash out your bra.
2. When you do laundry, always put in one towel. That way you always have one clean towel.
3. Make sure everyone signs the lease.
4. Go to the first class, the last class, and five in between.
5. Don't sign up for any credit cards.
6. Don't eat the fish on Monday. Food deliveries don't happen on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
7. Take at least two classes from a community or public college. It's different there. In a good way.
8. Familiarise yourself with two working computer clusters (with printers) on campus. Not one. Two.
9. When the ATM gives you an 'old' $20 bill (i.e. not a coloured one), put it back into the bank again.
10. Condoms are free, but dental dams cost money. Beat up a dentist and steal a fistful.
1. Never miss an opportunity to sleep, eat a real meal, shower or wash out your bra.
2. When you do laundry, always put in one towel. That way you always have one clean towel.
3. Make sure everyone signs the lease.
4. Go to the first class, the last class, and five in between.
5. Don't sign up for any credit cards.
6. Don't eat the fish on Monday. Food deliveries don't happen on Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
7. Take at least two classes from a community or public college. It's different there. In a good way.
8. Familiarise yourself with two working computer clusters (with printers) on campus. Not one. Two.
9. When the ATM gives you an 'old' $20 bill (i.e. not a coloured one), put it back into the bank again.
10. Condoms are free, but dental dams cost money. Beat up a dentist and steal a fistful.
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