The Stars and the Cookie Jar

My wife demanded that I compose an essay on vagitarianism, which is a euphemism for our condition which I had never before heard.

Hee.

I'm four.

Tonight we went to see Imagine Me and You, a fluffy warm romantic lesbian comedy. It was quite good! I mean, don't go expecting awards-caliber performances, but it was nice! It also had Lena Headey, who keeps on playing eyebrowy lesbians. At least she didn't end up in a pond this time. I enjoyed her performance quite a bit. I enjoyed her character's tattoos quite a bit. My wife enjoyed Piper Perabo quite a bit. Anthony 'No, I never played Giles on any show called Buffy' Head plays Piper Perabo's father, and he's so dodderingly random that either the character had a stroke they wrote out of the script, or he just really needs to get laid. Celia Imrie needs to quit losing weight. Not that I picture her as Lady Gertrude on a general basis, but.

Also, there was a cute, precocious bebby actress called Boo Jackson. She buys a pink packet of sweets for the jilted straight man in the story.