The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Does anyone have the ability to translate this?

Conversation with my mother:

Selkie: How is life?
SelkieMommy: ok...well doing a background check ...
SelkieMommy: we'll see what comes up
Selkie: You're going to do one on you?
SelkieMommy: in the process of
Selkie: Why?
SelkieMommy: ummm want a life sounds good!!!
Selkie: Yes, ok, but I didn't know what made you just decide to up and have a background check?
SelkieMommy: job with health and retirement , travel where ever i want etc...
SelkieMommy: you both are of age...so i would like to be able to do more for myself now
Selkie: ok
Selkie: Anyway, now I am headed to bed
Selkie: I love you
Selkie: Goodnight!
SelkieMommy: scared you off ..huh