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But WTF, digestive system? This is five straight days of vertigo-inducing carsick feelings in the tummy.

I've tried changing my diet, feeding you home food, feeding you bought food, feeding you bland carbs and mildly interesting proteins and bananas. Together, we can fix this. I'm pretty confident. But I was pretty confident on Wednesday, too.

It's like morning sickness. It's that feeling, that when-I-lie-down-I-will-fall-off-the-planet feeling that's keeping me from being ASLEEP RIGHT NOW.

WTF.

It's like I tripped and fell over a sperm.

Except... no.

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