Meatless and Dairyless and Brainless
Things that were bad about today:
- Discovering that yes, you giant effing moron, your ethnically-guaranteed lactose intolerance is getting worse. Much worse. You were right.
- This discovery involving cleanup.
Things that were good about today:
++++ My lovely wife disposing of the evidence, and then rushing us to Whole Foods where we purchased soy-based ice cream, coconut-milk-based ice cream, Lactaid, goatgurt, and LaLoo's Goat Milk [Wonder] ice cream.
I am seriously wowed by the coconut milk stuff, although it's just as bad for you as regular ice cream. And I always enjoy LaLoo's when I can pluck up the courage to pay OH GOD that much for ICE CREAM.
But I'm really here as a shill for the Field Roast Grain Meat Company. Seriously, now we can go veg. Now they have made UnMeat with CHAW.
I say this just having gone six rounds with the monthly medium-rare Iron Replacer Special. I could not stop eating the Mexican Chipotle Style Grain Sausage.
How weird is THAT?
- Discovering that yes, you giant effing moron, your ethnically-guaranteed lactose intolerance is getting worse. Much worse. You were right.
- This discovery involving cleanup.
Things that were good about today:
++++ My lovely wife disposing of the evidence, and then rushing us to Whole Foods where we purchased soy-based ice cream, coconut-milk-based ice cream, Lactaid, goatgurt, and LaLoo's Goat Milk [Wonder] ice cream.
I am seriously wowed by the coconut milk stuff, although it's just as bad for you as regular ice cream. And I always enjoy LaLoo's when I can pluck up the courage to pay OH GOD that much for ICE CREAM.
But I'm really here as a shill for the Field Roast Grain Meat Company. Seriously, now we can go veg. Now they have made UnMeat with CHAW.
I say this just having gone six rounds with the monthly medium-rare Iron Replacer Special. I could not stop eating the Mexican Chipotle Style Grain Sausage.
How weird is THAT?