posted by
selkie at 09:33am on 13/03/2005
By which I mean that should probably have a comma. But either way. So, we're going to museums. As far as my brain can tell, we're going to one to view collections in a dignified manner, one to eat, and one to stand in the lobby, knocking tourists out of the way with a bat. Because I don't need to see no stinkin' gems. And I don't want to see the Native American canoes. I mean business, and I want to see the Tyrannosaurus Rex. I'm convinced the dinosaurs are just a joke the geologists haven't gotten yet. That doesn't mean I'm anti-evolutionary. I just think they're funny. Plus, they were great big boids, dirty, disgusting boids. And then we're going to go to the Museum of the Native American or whatever it's called, and look at architecture and eat fry bread. I am perfectly prepared to defend my cultural stance on eating fry bread. And then, you know, since my book is supposed to come out in two weeks, I thought I would go to the Holocaust museum and stand around in the hall of remembrance and look like I belong there or something. Because sometimes I feel really bad about that. And I want, like, a museum with armor and cuneiform seals in it, but they don't have one. Stupid capital. And then there's going to be grass. God, how I hate grass. It has tourists on it. It occurs to me that we could walk Bast on The Mall. I mean, if we drove there first in a car. But then she'd probably think the braid on somebody's epaulets was yarn, and we would have a problem. And Bast would be declared a feline threat to our nation's security.
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And then I stood in the hall and cried, but that's sort of not the point. I think, you know, everyone who goes through there changes in different ways, but everyone changes, somehow. So you don't have to pretend to belong. I don't think it matters whether you're jewish or one of the small pink triangles on the wall of symbols or whether you're, you know, twelve or eighty and you fought to get rid of it. I think everyone sort of belongs because everyone who walks through there changes, somehow, and you belong by right of that change.
I think that's why I liked the holocaust museum, because FDR was boring and Lincoln made you small, and Vietnam made you silent and reverent and I cried at the statue of the nurses, but the holocaust museum made you feel.
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Um...yes, the Museums are lovely. Enjoy your afternoon out.
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I luuuurve it. But then I grew up in Oklahoma - the place where they stuck all the Native Americans when their lands were taken - and it's pretty hard to avoid.
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Hee. I don't care if they're a joke. I still want to play with them when I finally grow up.
*is geology major*
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