The Stars and the Cookie Jar

So, shirei_shibolim is getting married!

I would like to point out that I knew as far back as, what was it, NEJS 164a? Terri was doomed. Doomed! China patterns! September 2001, I'm telling you. The girl was gone on him.  

(cackles, rolls plumply from desk to floor)

...whew. Better now. That was fun! The invitations are so elegant. All I have to do now is figure out how I'm getting there. Train and taxi, one supposes!*

I had a long, admin-filled day at work, so getting the invitation to such a long-awaited joyous thing was a terrific lift. Now I am going to finish my apple, post this entry and put on my shul clothes, because there is actually a seder with a chair for me tonight.

* I meant to learn to drive when I was 16. I really did mean to. And I meant to be good at it. Whoops. As it is, I can drive the way quantum events can happen -- in pure theory -- and I am not licensed, nor likely to be. Yii. Driving. Scary.