The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Also, overheard this evening as we ...boarded?!... the most techno-savvy minivan ever: "We're watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkapants!"
...And then the door closed ALL BY ITSELF WTF.


1. Stand on the right, walk on the... {{THOCK}}

2. The middle of the train car is that way. No, this is the door. The centre door. You want that way.

3. Panda-side up, please. You are only allowed to fob this up three (3) times per day.

4. Let 'em out, let 'em out! (If you are trying to board a train car, please to be letting your fellow riders who want to get off here GET OFF.)

5. "Train approaching. Please stand clear of the granite edge. Train approaching. Please stand clear of the granite edge. This train is gonna hit you, get away from that edge!" -- overheard as a bunch of carousing teenagers nearly met their fate at Arlington Cemetery

6. We can't go anywhere until the door closes. Would you like to refer to #2 now?

7. Move your suitcase. Plz.

8. Wonder where the rest of your tour group has vanished to on the right. Walk on the left.

9. Hesitate and fumble your luggage on the right. Walk on the left.

10. Pause and consider the soaring, elephantine-gray beauty of the 1960's architecture on the right. Walk on the left.