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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 11:27am on 23/05/2005
Thought: "If I choke on this peanut, I won't have to go to work."
Mood:: 'blah' blah
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posted by [identity profile] ygrane.livejournal.com at 03:38pm on 23/05/2005
Had a similar line from the lifepartner on going in to surgery.

"A strange man is going to mutilate my genitals tomorrow, but at least I don't have to work!"
 
posted by [identity profile] orange852.livejournal.com at 11:46pm on 23/05/2005
If, however, you choke on the peanut at work, you get workman's comp. I think. If you take harm off the clock, you just lose the pay.

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