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selkie at 08:44pm on 14/04/2004
selkie at 08:44pm on 14/04/2004- It would have femslash! (Uhm. Wait.)
- There would be random swordfights
- Series artwork would be done by
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friede - Hirsh might get some
- Hirsh would get some from Wittenberg
- Or Kruk
- Eventually I would stop abusing poor Hirsh with the random pairings.... sorry, but Raissa/Violeta OTP!
- The food would be better, and rival in description 'Eat Drink Man Woman'
- Mir'ele would talk. In fact, Mir'ele would be Basilisa Exposition.
- It would be an AU, and everyone would make it to the end
- Except Kittel, who dies in a swordfight with Fayge
- When it became a famous and iconic piece of 'fic, splashed all over the webiverse (or at least LJ-recs lists), rymenhild would run its drabbles community
- If wizards, werewolves, elves or pirates showed up, the characters would just deal with it, because, y'know, they're artists
- But let's not murder canon too badly, please
- More people would read it.
I am aware how irreverent this is, but damn, I plead residual mental shock. :)
amused
Vilna fandom!
Well, Raissa/Violeta is canon. It would only really be femslash if you stuck together an uncanonical couple with whom one could make a case for sexual tension - Raissa/Fayge, anyone?
(Deepest apologies to the memories of Raissa and Fayge there. And Violeta. Sorry about that.)
Hirsh might get some from Wittenberg
Didn't you imply a Mikah/Wittenberg with a very interesting idiom on the order of "over at your side of the river"? Granted, you stamped on it right away, but readers could definitely come away with a Mikah/Wittenberg OTP theirloveissoinheritedviolin.
Kittel dies in a swordfight with Fayge
Yesss! I knew Fayge had it in her!
I wouldn't run the drabbles community if it were huge and iconic. I would only run it if it were rather obscure with a cult following. (Well, it is... but at the moment, it's a very small cult.) We could get Gramarye1971 to do Dark is Rising crossovers...
Re: Vilna fandom!
No apologies! There's subtext! (write me a Raissa/Fayge drabble...) Sharp reader as you are, you'd have noted when Fayge cries, finally... (write me a Raissa/Fayge drabble)
Work now. Commenting on the rest later. Hilariouser and hilariouser! (write me a Raissa/Fayge drabble)
(goes off to learn the definition of 'subliminal')
Re: Vilna fandom!
Re: Vilna fandom!
And of course I am completely drabble evil.
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Hirsh/Wittenberg, Mikah/Wittenberg, whichever, I ain't picky...
(rolls on the floor laughing) Thank you.