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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 10:16am on 14/07/2005
Last night, while I was sleeping on the camping pad beside my love (craaaaaack), I had the most horrible dream. I dreamed that we'd tried to get pregnant three times, and had multiples every time. That's way too many matching Gunne Sax dresses and little ankle strap shoes. It was just a pastel HORROR. Like my love gave birth and lost her fashion sense. And there were so many of them. I want... a comparatively large family. I do not want them two by two, Mary Janes of blue. Thank you, that is all.
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posted by [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com at 04:08pm on 14/07/2005
They could be like MADELINE!

"In an old house all covered in vines
Lived twelve small girls in two straight lines..."
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posted by [identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com at 04:38pm on 14/07/2005
So then we can counton Uncle Sam to help take care of them? *g*

Selkie adds:

They loved their bread
They loved their butter
But most of all
They loved their ambiguously gay Uncle Sam


...or is it ambigulously straight?
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posted by [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com at 04:38pm on 14/07/2005
*cracks up*

And that's all there is.

There isn't any more. :D
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posted by [identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com at 04:42pm on 14/07/2005
*giggles*

Also- haven't been able to catch you online, but the card got sent. :-D Will tell you more later.
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posted by [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com at 04:44pm on 14/07/2005
Oh! Good news. Yeah, I haven't been on chat much -- can't multitask well, you know :D
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posted by [identity profile] kythiaranos.livejournal.com at 05:56pm on 14/07/2005
As a mom of twins, I run into people all the time who say something like, "I always wished I had twins."

*shakes head*

There are some cool aspects to it, but . . . I don't recommend it. People were not meant to have litters.
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