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An Open Letter

posted by [personal profile] selkie at 11:25pm on 27/11/2005
... to [livejournal.com profile] dargie's cat, Caddy, from Bast:

dear brother. or possibly Papa,

welcome to the revolution. please advise best way to travel to your region of the country. would also like to discuss medical, psychiatric history. are you evil? do you feel the same megalomaniacal yearnings as i? do you find yourself licking the same spot over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over? it is so nice to discover that i have relations.

your sibling, or possibly offspring,

BAST.
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A note floats by on the wind

posted by [identity profile] kraada.livejournal.com at 06:17am on 28/11/2005
hey kid. recommend paws. avoid fish, gives me gas, and those fuzzy mice that the Humans toss at us just cause extra hairballs. i'm nuts, but only on the prime numbered days of the year. (don't know what prime numbers are, though, maybe you can figure that one out?) tone your world-taking-over urges down. the world is MINE. ALL MINE.

Caddy
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posted by [identity profile] wickedtrue.livejournal.com at 07:16am on 28/11/2005
Thank you for the laugh, Selkie. :) Very much.
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posted by [identity profile] orange852.livejournal.com at 11:33pm on 28/11/2005
lmr sez allus tayka kar
no hard2 dryv
liddl redwonz bessst
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posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 10:49pm on 29/11/2005
dear lmr,

thank you for your advice. must get human to drive the car, as my paws do not reach the pedals. i love the bus, but you need a human to get on the bus. imagine that.
thank you for your advice. will include you on the revolution's mailing list.

BAST
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posted by [identity profile] fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com at 09:39pm on 29/11/2005
Dear Bast,

HI HOW ARE YOU HI?! I have heard of you. I have. She has told me about you!

I am Hershy! Hershy! The best behaved puppy ever. I know. I've been told. She told me. She did. TAIL! TAIL TO CHASE!

Back now. Would you like to join the plan to take over with the cute? The cute is good. The cute wins. It gets you snacks. And means that you're saved from Big Scary Dogs who try and eat you.

TAIL! TAIL!

Did you see the tail? Oh. You didn't. But you have one! She told me!

Please let me know.

Many licks,
Hershy
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