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There are four types of children who ask questions on Xmas: the wise one, the bad one, the simple one, and the one who does not know to ask.
- What does the wise one ask? I don't know; I couldn't understand him either. Him you must send to a school for gifted children.
- What does the bad one ask? He says, "What is this holiday to you?" Because he excludes himself from the community, you must exclude him from your table, and he will go back to his employer and get paid double-time and a half for working on Xmas day.
- What does the simple one ask? He simply asks, "What is this?" You will say to him, "This is dinner."
- As for the one who does not know to ask, you must go to his room, wake him up and say, "Next year, come to dinner on time!"
- What does the wise one ask? I don't know; I couldn't understand him either. Him you must send to a school for gifted children.
- What does the bad one ask? He says, "What is this holiday to you?" Because he excludes himself from the community, you must exclude him from your table, and he will go back to his employer and get paid double-time and a half for working on Xmas day.
- What does the simple one ask? He simply asks, "What is this?" You will say to him, "This is dinner."
- As for the one who does not know to ask, you must go to his room, wake him up and say, "Next year, come to dinner on time!"
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