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Did you know that a midge is a particularly annoying, stinging kind of swamp insect that does nothing but whine in people's ears before it bites them, copulates, falls to the ground and dies in the mud?

Just sayin'.

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yes, I did. But why do you ask?

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I'm being particularly annoyed by a particular midge, who makes inflammatory statements such as 'I say I'm conservative because I can.'

Maybe it's the marriage ban coming up in court today. My tolerance is just real low.

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Ah. Well that totally makes sense.

Would you like this novelty sized can of raid that is as large as I am?

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I am reminded of the definition of "politics" as being derived from "poly," which is to say many, and "ticks," which is to say small bloodsucking insects.

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I'm sorry. I'm just being a crankypants about a misinformed young person.

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Heavens, you don't have to be sorry for that.

*hugs*

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*hugs back* Well, I feel bad about it, because it is a young person, who will learn someday not to be so cavalier and so dumb, as we all do.

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*hugs*

*passes political OFF*

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*sprays vigorously*

It's just. Someone that young and untutored shouldn't be allowed to run their mouth off about religion, politics and sexuality under a banner of LOOKIT ME I'M A YOUNG CONSERVATIVE. It's pretentious, and further, gives me a headache.

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I don't know who you're reading (or, if I do, it's entirely possible that I've skimmed past to avoid the abovementioned headache), but I am sorry. If it's any comfort, people who run their mouths off about subjects of which they don't really know enough to comment sooner or later do usually get smacked in the head by their own words.

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Well, except your gills. I don't know much about them at all, but I am inclined to run my mouth off about them, erstwhile gills though they may be, because they're neat.

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The Stars and the Cookie Jar

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