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selkie at 08:46am on 18/08/2006
selkie at 08:46am on 18/08/2006I unwrapped a Harry and David pear from its dainty tissue twists and gold foil just now. (Sorry, Flatmate, you left it too long.)
I set the Harry and David Proprietary Wrapping For Very Expensive Pears aside on my desk, where you can in fact still see it.
And I turned my lovely pear for inspection, and I bit into it. And it was a Harry and David Pear.
And then I saw.
It.
A sticker firmly affixed to the bottom of this lovely and proprietary fruit that said 'Luv'Ya Brand. New Zealand.'
There is no truth in advertising, and mighty Casey has struck out.
I set the Harry and David Proprietary Wrapping For Very Expensive Pears aside on my desk, where you can in fact still see it.
And I turned my lovely pear for inspection, and I bit into it. And it was a Harry and David Pear.
And then I saw.
It.
A sticker firmly affixed to the bottom of this lovely and proprietary fruit that said 'Luv'Ya Brand. New Zealand.'
There is no truth in advertising, and mighty Casey has struck out.
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