The Stars and the Cookie Jar

I unwrapped a Harry and David pear from its dainty tissue twists and gold foil just now. (Sorry, Flatmate, you left it too long.)

I set the Harry and David Proprietary Wrapping For Very Expensive Pears aside on my desk, where you can in fact still see it.

And I turned my lovely pear for inspection, and I bit into it. And it was a Harry and David Pear.

And then I saw.

It.

A sticker firmly affixed to the bottom of this lovely and proprietary fruit that said 'Luv'Ya Brand. New Zealand.'

There is no truth in advertising, and mighty Casey has struck out.