The Stars and the Cookie Jar

I think it may be too late for me -- much as I hate to say it -- but good job, all you halakhically enlightened people in the Conservative movement.

(To clarify, I've never met anyone -- anyone -- who identified as a Conservative Jew and discriminated against me or mine. All the ones I happen to know are quite level-headed and laissez-faire on this subject. I still call it a landmark decision. I just don't see myself returning to shomer-shabbes Judaism any time soon. I got wedged into a difficult place by unique circumstances. Meh.)

*thuds* Why am I still awake.

This is not the Selkie you are looking for. This is not Selkie at all, actually, but Rami, wearing a clown nose a very klevar disguise.

My wife is feeling wibbly and under the weather, and so you all should leave comments here as to how wonderful and loved she is.



Because she is.







Thank you.