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selkie at 09:45am on 26/01/2008
selkie at 09:45am on 26/01/2008Puppers Enterprises Pty Ltd would like to welcome you to the JACK RUSSELL SPA EXPERIENCE.
Your personal Jack Russell shower attendant will LEAP into the RUNNING SHOWER because there's WATER there and you might get WET ARRRGH!
He will start licking your toes and ankles frantically because can't you see they are WET ARRRGH!!?
He will circle you! In! And out! Of the RUNNING SHOWER! Because of the RUNNING SHOWER you'll keep being WET ARRRGH!
He will catch the bad evil spray of WATER because he is BRAVE and the WATER is making you WET ARRRGH!
...You will cut short your shower without washing your hair, dry off and return your sodden Jack Russell to the bath-mat, where he will proceed to lick and lick and lick your ankles because they are WET. ARRGH.
Your personal Jack Russell shower attendant will LEAP into the RUNNING SHOWER because there's WATER there and you might get WET ARRRGH!
He will start licking your toes and ankles frantically because can't you see they are WET ARRRGH!!?
He will circle you! In! And out! Of the RUNNING SHOWER! Because of the RUNNING SHOWER you'll keep being WET ARRRGH!
He will catch the bad evil spray of WATER because he is BRAVE and the WATER is making you WET ARRRGH!
...You will cut short your shower without washing your hair, dry off and return your sodden Jack Russell to the bath-mat, where he will proceed to lick and lick and lick your ankles because they are WET. ARRGH.
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