The Stars and the Cookie Jar

What are the contents of your snack drawer? What do others think they say about you?

This came about because we were in Starbucks this morning and I was, once again, reverting to my old barista habit of psychoanalyzing people by their drinks (this morning's doozie: grande soy two-pump with-whip mocha).

So. Psychoanalyze your snack drawer! Psychoanalyze mine! It's Wednesday.

1. Banana custard Pocky
2. One large drum container of dried apricots
3. Quaker Weight Loss oatmeal -- cinnamon and brown sugar
4. Anna's ginger thins
5. Chestnut Pocky
6. TLC cherry dark chocolate granola bar
7. ThinkThin brownie crunch bar
8. Whole Foods strawberry cereal bar
9. Quaker Simple Harvest granola bar (cranberry apple)
10. Maruchan Ramen Instant Lunch (chicken)
11. 1 red banana
12. 1 mini-pack of organic chocolate chip mini-cookies
13. Girl Scout thin mints
14. Organic rye and flax crackers

There's a similar, auto-generated thing on the internet, but this is the result of YEARS of CAREFUL RESEARCH.

Tell me your Starbucks drink, and I will tell you who you are.

See, neenie and tropes ? The Internets is a hive of peer pressure. It is a gateway drug and it is YOUR FAULT.