The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Things that were bad about today:

 - Discovering that yes, you giant effing moron, your ethnically-guaranteed lactose intolerance is getting worse. Much worse. You were right.

 - This discovery involving cleanup.

Things that were good about today:

++++ My lovely wife disposing of the evidence, and then rushing us to Whole Foods where we purchased soy-based ice cream, coconut-milk-based ice cream, Lactaid, goatgurt, and LaLoo's Goat Milk [Wonder] ice cream.

I am seriously wowed by the coconut milk stuff, although it's just as bad for you as regular ice cream. And I always enjoy LaLoo's when I can pluck up the courage to pay OH GOD that much for ICE CREAM.

But I'm really here as a shill for the Field Roast Grain Meat Company. Seriously, now we can go veg. Now they have made UnMeat with CHAW.

I say this just having gone six rounds with the monthly medium-rare Iron Replacer Special. I could not stop eating the Mexican Chipotle Style Grain Sausage.

How weird is THAT?