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Oh God, It's Monday

posted by [personal profile] selkie at 10:26am on 28/08/2006
7:07: realise I must have hit 'sleep' instead of 'snooze' that last time

7:08-7:10: pry wife out of bed with crowbar, heavy tackle

[no doubt the universe unfolds as it should]

7:20: Get phone call from non-insane grandmother.

MY MOTHER HAS RUN AWAY TO MEXICO WTF.
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posted by [identity profile] rimestock.livejournal.com at 03:09pm on 28/08/2006
... what part of Mexico, she asks out of academic curiosity?
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posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:38pm on 28/08/2006
Uh, nobody knows.

In a scene out of 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World', my grandmother, cousin and two aunts have run down to Mexico to try and find her.
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posted by [identity profile] komos.livejournal.com at 03:11pm on 28/08/2006
Is she on the run from The Law?
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posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:39pm on 28/08/2006
Not as far as I was told...
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posted by [personal profile] batyatoon at 03:42pm on 28/08/2006
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W, as you say, TF.
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posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:49pm on 28/08/2006
Yeah, this woman has lived a) on a Kosher dairy farm b) on the Upper West Side c) in Boro Park d) in Birmingham, AL -- she's narrow on the life experience -- and now she just... upped and went over the border. Apparently, from the murky info I got, my sister came home from college over the weekend and there was a note from Mother.
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posted by [identity profile] wickedtrue.livejournal.com at 04:10pm on 28/08/2006
That's ah.

May be she needed some sort of cheap boob job? I don't know!
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posted by [identity profile] oneechan19.livejournal.com at 04:34pm on 28/08/2006
*ba-link*

Isn't it usually the kids who run away to Mexico? *really has no idea*
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posted by [identity profile] dopplegl.livejournal.com at 04:45pm on 28/08/2006
I... don't even have the words for this.
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posted by [identity profile] amphibienne.livejournal.com at 05:17pm on 28/08/2006
Would she like some company? I could send my mum over...

wtf indeed
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posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 06:35pm on 28/08/2006
I just read your post and I was thinking that! I thought, what if her Other Commitment is Christmas with MY mother somewhere in Mexico!
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posted by [identity profile] copperbadge.livejournal.com at 06:41pm on 28/08/2006
My mum did that once, you know. She came back though, when she realised everyone wanted to be tipped.

*pets you* Parents. It's always something with them.
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