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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 08:59am on 30/08/2006
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] schiarire :

Tell me something about me that I don't know.

'You're descended from ravening nutwolves' doesn't count. We're clear on that.
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posted by [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com at 01:03pm on 30/08/2006
You will free us from the Romans.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 01:43pm on 30/08/2006
.... Why does my wife think this is a normal response? *sighs*
ext_12491: (Buster Keaton)
posted by [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com at 03:24pm on 30/08/2006
Because you married a madwoman keeper. *solemn*
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:33pm on 30/08/2006
Oddly, we were just discussing that! Are you jacked into the Rami-Heater Brain Matrix, too?
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posted by [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com at 03:35pm on 30/08/2006
:O Maybe!

Selkie, that thing happened in my Hebrew class where half the kids already know the alphabet and can make all the right noises. I hate that. Hate hate hate. People who take beginning language courses in languages they already know = one of my peeviest pet peeves, because then I, an actual beginner, tend to get thrown out on my ass. :(

*vows to overcome*
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:40pm on 30/08/2006
Just practice looking Angry at them from behind your lack of epicanthal folds, and when they call you peeved and grumpy, accuse them vehemently of anti-Asian sentiment and challenge them to even name what kind of Asian you are .

I dunno, it worked for the freshmen of Asian extraction I knew, whether it had anything to do with the problem they were having, or not.

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posted by [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com at 06:14pm on 30/08/2006
But I have epicanthal folds :( :(

There's actually another Asian in the class, surprisingly. She seems really nice. She's a senior and an Arabic major.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 07:15pm on 30/08/2006
...Wow. You can major in Arabic?

*blinks*

ext_12491: (Down not out)
posted by [identity profile] schiarire.livejournal.com at 07:17pm on 30/08/2006
Yeah! Actually the Arabic department here seems really big.
 
posted by [identity profile] saphyria.livejournal.com at 03:52pm on 30/08/2006
In a past life, you were an Aztec princess' handmaiden's aunt's sister's cousin's son's widow's caretaker's best friend.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 04:16pm on 30/08/2006
Whoo!
 
posted by [identity profile] fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com at 04:40pm on 30/08/2006
You and your wife have made me laugh more in the past summer than I did in the past several years combined.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 04:43pm on 30/08/2006
We're not trying to make you laugh, Mir dear. We're trying to kill you.

Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
 
posted by [identity profile] fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com at 04:44pm on 30/08/2006
*POINTS* SHE CONFESSES TO IT.

I ALWAYS KNEW.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 04:45pm on 30/08/2006
It was the cat's idea!

Something about your vast inheritance in terms of cat years!
 
posted by [identity profile] fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com at 05:00pm on 30/08/2006
*weeps* She only loves me for the wet food.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 05:37pm on 30/08/2006
Well, and the memory foam.
 
posted by [identity profile] emmlet.livejournal.com at 08:32pm on 30/08/2006
Your food entries, along with [livejournal.com profile] irinaauthor, are the only LJ entries or journals to survive the great Internet Implosion of 2019 and the following Lights Out Period. Centuries later, New Humans will find them during a digital archelogy dig (digidig for short) and conclude that Livejournal was a medium solely used for 21st century humans to share their greatest treasure: recipes that allowed them to make meals a tasty and reflective time. This guiding principle will found the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire.

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