The Stars and the Cookie Jar

...because I already put in my day at work. You want thought? Nope. Meme!

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
A homeless man who threw water on one of my baristas this morning. I think I spluttered "You -- out -- now-- cops-- goddammit".
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Language. Also, an icicle, but the circumstance has passed into irrelevance.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If it was a choice between injuring and being very injured, yes. And I knee-dropped this cabbie in Poland once.
4. How about of the same sex?
I don't hit girls. It's mean. 
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Fearless Leader, boss
6. What is your pet peeve?
The fakery and faux concern that is a conversational mainstay in the South. 
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
"My name is Inigo Montoya..."

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Crunches. 
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
What, and not been sick/ wiped from working until the wee AM/ otherwise extenuated? Around 3 PM. 
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.
Maria Anastassiou, Greek girl, Chicago.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
I didn't scrub out the walk-in cooler with bleach solution because the fumes got to me. True, but very swotty of me.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
Hell, no.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
A selkie of breeding does not work. Out.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None. It's futile. It's a choice between 4:12 and 4:32 AM, fergawds.

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
(they didn't mean Dr. Pepper, hon, you do it somethin' like this:) Iced quad Venti soy four-pump, caramel sauce White Mocha, no whip. It's a $5 drink, so thank heaven I work there.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
White. Except on goose where the selection is kinda limited to dark and darker.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I don't publicly drink. I have had half a bottle of champagne on two separate occasions.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
(scoff) No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Of course, but I don't mind it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy. See also Thai, Indian, Vietnamese.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
Just this morning.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
Sixish.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked?
Same number.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
Yep.
4. Have you "done it"?
Oh, the it list is a long one, but I think I've done most of what's on it. :)
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Depends on what gender is currently my choice. (Sorry, I just liked that answer)... eyes first, hair second, gender-variable attributes a distant third.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Yes.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
None anymore.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Used books.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
I'd donate printers and paper to Student Support Services at Brandeis, because they were instrumental in my non-dropping-out; then I would grab a backpack and travel.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Since "rich" means I don't get evicted from my apartment, I'll go with that one.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No way.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes. Did you want to know what?
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
300. I have only 17 GB.(Laptoppus Prehistoricus Goes-Herk-At-Odd-Momentus.)

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
I finished my book. Twice.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
That's so not applicable.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
I wanna go home.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
It doesn't happen, so I don't know. If I can't win, I really don't play. Sad and shallow of me, no?
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes. So?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No, sorry. I'm licentious and rude and selfish, but I do have scruples.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Not put a fu(&!ng portafilter through anybody's gods-damned idiot head.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
I very much want a new, functional computer that purrs when I tell it to do something.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"?
Ew no.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
The me on some other of the known worlds who never had my childhood, never knew my mother and doesn't run away when she most needs to stand still.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
(looks around) Nobody's dead, so... no.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Patience and an ability to hold my tongue.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
No...
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Avarice; It can buy you every other one, in abundance. :)