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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 08:38am on 13/02/2010
According to my chicken pie-induced lengthy dream, Susan Pevensie skipped out on Narnia because she's a lesbian, and there are a host more Pevensies who COULD get to Narnia but don't because they have so many vices. Thankfully, Aslan wasn't there at all, which if you ask my dream is why it needed so many Pevensies to save the day, but if you ask my wife is because I couldn't handle furries in addition to all the other Pevensie family kinks.

Sigh.
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posted by [identity profile] lonespark.livejournal.com at 06:19pm on 13/02/2010
I think you just made Narnia interesting for 3 minutes. Also you made me grin. Go dream!

Also I have suddenly had an idea where Janet is disappointed that Tam Lin can't be a lion anymore, for thoroughly impure reasons...
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posted by [personal profile] sovay at 07:31pm on 13/02/2010
According to my chicken pie-induced lengthy dream, Susan Pevensie skipped out on Narnia because she's a lesbian, and there are a host more Pevensies who COULD get to Narnia but don't because they have so many vices.

It would make good fic.
 
posted by [identity profile] shirei-shibolim.livejournal.com at 11:44pm on 13/02/2010
Can I spend a few hours in your imagination? Could be fun.
 
posted by [identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com at 03:52am on 14/02/2010
Sure! i think you'd need one of those shrinkable spaceships from all the middle-school "body exploration" filmstrips...

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