Well, it might make a good fic

[selkie]

According to my chicken pie-induced lengthy dream, Susan Pevensie skipped out on Narnia because she's a lesbian, and there are a host more Pevensies who COULD get to Narnia but don't because they have so many vices. Thankfully, Aslan wasn't there at all, which if you ask my dream is why it needed so many Pevensies to save the day, but if you ask my wife is because I couldn't handle furries in addition to all the other Pevensie family kinks.

Sigh.

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[sovay]

According to my chicken pie-induced lengthy dream, Susan Pevensie skipped out on Narnia because she's a lesbian, and there are a host more Pevensies who COULD get to Narnia but don't because they have so many vices.

It would make good fic.