It's true, I don't often storyboard with my wife. [The Stars and the Cookie Jar]

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"And then you need a CAR CHASE."
"A coach chase? At fifteen miles an hour?"
"Something!"
"Well, C stabs A." (She made me label everybody A, B, C, and so on. That was a mess.)
"There's your car chase!"
"But it's a--"
"Oh, that's FINE."

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"Why doesn't B just kick C in the crotch?"
"Uh... they're both women?"
"It hurts the same."
"Oh..."
"So anyway! B confronts C, grabs the [plot device], kicks her in the crotch!! And runs back to A, they're reunited, and it feels so good!"

*musical interlude*

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Just for the record, I didn't say it hurt the SAME, just that it still hurts a whole lot. :-p

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"A coach chase? At fifteen miles an hour?"

What about just an ordinary chase on horseback?

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You womenfolk and your obsession with chases. I haven't got a reason for a chase, is all, and I suspect they'd be dull to read if I wrote them; I like pretty pictures too much. Also, from what I saw from maps, you'd have to be a very clever horse to get your chase on in [city].

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