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Sometimes I love my job.
No, genuinely!
We got a Snapshot shopper today, as far as I know; after a while you can tell 'em by sense of smell. (Looks at the pastry case, asks a STUPID QUESTION, engages with you, orders a tall beverage with no modifications -- it can't even be nonfat) A fellow manager and I immediately went into the best little softshoe in Rhode Island, chatting with custies, using words like 'Gosh' and 'Falltastic!' All completely unscripted, and very genuine-sounding, according to the be-fucking-wildered barista.
...Then the shopper left the store.
We turned to each other.
"I feel dirty!!"
"Well... at least we were smoking the same kind of crack..."
And the world went on again.
Also, if you live in the area, patronise Dave at The Chocolate Delicacy (619 Main across from the Fleet). I usually don't plug anything, but he is a good man and I believe in eating locally and dammit, he deserves the business and his cordial cherries still have the stems sticking out.
No, genuinely!
We got a Snapshot shopper today, as far as I know; after a while you can tell 'em by sense of smell. (Looks at the pastry case, asks a STUPID QUESTION, engages with you, orders a tall beverage with no modifications -- it can't even be nonfat) A fellow manager and I immediately went into the best little softshoe in Rhode Island, chatting with custies, using words like 'Gosh' and 'Falltastic!' All completely unscripted, and very genuine-sounding, according to the be-fucking-wildered barista.
...Then the shopper left the store.
We turned to each other.
"I feel dirty!!"
"Well... at least we were smoking the same kind of crack..."
And the world went on again.
Also, if you live in the area, patronise Dave at The Chocolate Delicacy (619 Main across from the Fleet). I usually don't plug anything, but he is a good man and I believe in eating locally and dammit, he deserves the business and his cordial cherries still have the stems sticking out.
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Good Snapshots mean good bonuses. Bad Snapshots mean a firin' spree.
(Hello, by the way!)