The Stars and the Cookie Jar

This is, most likely, the author photo for my book. darthrami took it, in the back garden. It's the best image taken of me in my entire adult life, not that there are a lot.

You probably still don't want to click here. 

The sweater I'm wearing is my de facto pelt, and that's really the only interesting trivia about the photo, which was taken with a digital camera of some complicated make and model. And now, just in case I accidentally lose touch with the real world, I have to go to work.

Uh, has anyone seen my jacket?