The Stars and the Cookie Jar

Girlfriend's cousins, K and C, were fantastic. There were many group hugs. The drive home was... wodgy. I was wodged. Have degenerated to sleepy noises. Girlfriend taking dictation. Very weird evening. Good alcohol. Good food. Dudley Dursley. No, really. He looked just like Dudley Dursley. And nasty pale-lashed spineless fraction of a republican who would not give us the time of day. *coughs and gets Gay and Jew all over him* But really, there were some lovely people. And good private schnoogly moments. And I go to have some more of those. Sleep now.