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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 12:48pm on 22/12/2005
So, since everyone is travelling or about to travel or otherwise winding things down, I just thought I'd share one of my few wonderful holiday memories. (I only have a few because, well, this is only my second holiday season with [livejournal.com profile] darthrami, and aside from the one time I got that beautiful chenille sweater from my social worker, albeit seven sizes too big, happy holiday experiences are thin on the ground. I have grown into the sweater now, and everyone who knows me has probably seen me in it.)

So. Here goes.

Last year, my (non-Jewish) fiancee supplied me with a silver gilt chanukiah and lovely candles. And when she came to visit over Chanukah, had learned all the words for the blessing over Chanukah candles. Now she knows them better than I do.

It's wonderful.

Our kids are so going to bensch over the candles with [livejournal.com profile] darthrami. (I have a severe mental block over the line with 'l'hadlik ner' in it. I leave it out every flaming time. Makes it kind of hard to bensch.)
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posted by [personal profile] selkie at 04:56pm on 22/12/2005
There are four types of children who ask questions on Xmas: the wise one, the bad one, the simple one, and the one who does not know to ask.
- What does the wise one ask? I don't know; I couldn't understand him either. Him you must send to a school for gifted children.
- What does the bad one ask? He says, "What is this holiday to you?" Because he excludes himself from the community, you must exclude him from your table, and he will go back to his employer and get paid double-time and a half for working on Xmas day.
- What does the simple one ask? He simply asks, "What is this?" You will say to him, "This is dinner."
- As for the one who does not know to ask, you must go to his room, wake him up and say, "Next year, come to dinner on time!"

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